Very Funny!! See What Someone Tweeted About Anambra State

A Frustrated guy took to Twitter to Spit his mind about Anambra State..

Read what he Tweeted:-

May God help us in this Country… 

WOW!! See What This Creative Naija Boy Made With His Hands (Photos)

As shared by a Facebook user Olobo Harry from PH.

We have gifted youths in Nigeria.

Question Of The Day:- Would You Allow Your Mum To Reduce Your Food Money Just To Employ This House Maid?

Imagine your mum brought this house-help home to start working in your house but she can’t afford to pay her.

Credit: Naijaloaded

The only solution is to reduce your Feeding Allowance so she can be able to pay her on a monthly basis…

Would You Agree? | Deal or No Deal?

Drop your Comments.

Your View!!! What Would You Do If This Was You – Forgive Or Forget And Stay?

What would you do?

Who Can Solve This Riddle? – You Know The Answer But You Can’t Get It Right

Here is a simple but hard riddle to spice up the weekend.

Here is the Question below:-

You know the Answer? Think deep, Its very very simple!!

Drop your comments.

18 Struggles You’ll Understand If Biology Was Your Worst Subject In Secondary School

Here are the 18 Struggles you all will understand if you hate Biology back then in secondary school.

See below:-

1. When you entered SS1 and you thought the entire subject was about reproduction.

Finally!!

2. But then you realized that Biology had more notes than all your other subjects combined.

Unfair.

3. When you’re not even in science class but Biology was still compulsory.

Fix your lives,

4. The struggle to stay awake in class.

Don’t wake me up.

5. When you ran away from sciences because of drawing but you still have to draw stupid fishes in Biology class.

Kuku kill me.

6. When you see “Biology – Double period”.

This is what hell must feel like.

7. When Biology class starts and it suddenly feels like there are 2 hours in one minute.

Who did I offend?

8. How you feel after studying Biology for one term.

Epp me.

9. When you’re looking for the application of Mitosisand Meiosis in Economics or Law or Accounting.

Still can’t find it.

10. When you don’t understand the whole course but it’s not something that someone can explain.

I’m done.

11. How you feel in a Biology Multiple choice exam.

We learnt all these?

12. When you see the future doctors putting Biology on their JAMB form.

Do  you, boo!

13. How you look through the subject requirements to gain university admission to make sure Biology is not there.

I don’t want.

14. When someone says Biology is their favorite subject.

Also who asked you?!

15. When you enter the Biology lab and the smell hits you.

You people will die if you spray air freshener?

16. When it’s time for practicals and you cannot remember how to identify anything.

I kent unsten.

17. When it’s time to dissect animals.

Disgusting.

18. When the bell rings and Biology period is over.

Bye.

Source:- Zikoko

4 Ways To Not Allow Social Media Rule Your Life

Social media is one of the greatest developments of the 21st century and has influenced the lives of millions if not billions but it shouldn’t rule your life. Here are four ways to not allow social media rule your life.

1. Follow the necessary:

Social media is very tempting and everything can tend to look good and attractive but not all things actually help us be the best version of ourselves. Thus, only follow pages that add consistent value to your life.

2. Block away:

Don’t apologize for keeping people at bay, if they are stressing you or bringing your mood or esteem down, because we have a lot of cyber bullies these days. |Don’t let anyone rub you of your happiness, simply block them!

3. Be minimal:

Social media is still the internet in case you may have forgotten. Once you put stuff up there, it stays there forever. Thus, try to only put up things that you won’t  regret having up for years to come. I’d advise staying away from the personal things like family posts.

4. Do you:

In the end, anything you do should make you feel comfortable and not be all about the other person(s), so craft your social media pages to suit your personality. Although, it may not be in good form to do this, but many interpret you via your social media page.

My Girlfriend Slept With My Lecturer For Me To Graduate, Should I Just Leave Her? – Boyfriend Laments

A 30-year old man who recently graduated after failing multiple courses in the higher institution has revealed his girlfriend’s clandestine romance with his lecturer to facilitate his graduation.

The story of a fresh graduate whose girlfriend had a s*xual relationship with his elderly school professor for days in order to earn his a waiver on failed courses was shared by Joro Olumofin.

Read the shocking story below:-

Dear Readers, This Young Man needs your Advice.

Drop your comments.

Funny Question Of The Day!! How Would You Explain This? (A Must Read)

Hi MooreVibe Reader,
Here is our Today Question of the Day.. Enjoy it!!!
Police arrest you and as them collect your phone, a text message comes in saying
“Abeg, if you dey come, buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey wellbefore we go out tonight”.
How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)?
To make matter worse, your friend’s name is Robert and you saved it as “ROB-1″ on your phone!
Let’s know how smart you are!
How would you explain this to get you out of Unforeseen Troubles?
Drop your comments.

My Girlfriend Is A Bank Marketer, She Recently Returned Home Without Her Pants – Angry Lover Cries Out

A man who is currently dating a female bank marketer has showed his paranoia on social media due to the tag of ‘corporate prostitution’ attached to her job title by the Nigerian society.
Corporate prostitution in the banking sector is well pronounced and has been crippling romantic relationships. A case in hand is a recent stroy sent to Joro Olumofin by a disturbed Nigerian man.
Read his story below and draw lessons:-

What do you think this Young man should do?
Drop your comments.

She Got A Missed Call From A Wrong Number; Now She’s Married To The Caller (Read Full Story Here)

Missed call from wrong number turned Pamela into a Mrs.
Beautiful love story of the day.

Pope Francis says Donald Trump's behaviour 'is not Christian', Trump fires back saying Pope's comments are disgraceful

Pope Francis has said that U.S Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's plan to build a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border if voted into office is "not Christian." The Pope said this on Thursday while speaking aboard his papal plane after visiting Mexico and when asked about Donald Trump's plans if he's elected into office.

"A person who only thinks about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not Christian," he said

According to reporters who were on the plane with the pontiff. The pope stressed that he was not suggesting whom American voters should vote in the election:

"I am not going to get involved in that. I would only say that this man is not Christian if he has said things like that."he said

Upon hearing the Popes comments, Trump fired back quickly with a strongly worded statement.

 'If and when the Vatican is attacked by ISIS, which as everyone knows is ISIS’s ultimate trophy, I can promise you that the Pope would have only wished and prayed that Donald Trump would have been President because this would not have happened. ISIS would have been eradicated unlike what is happening now with our all talk, no action politicians. ' 'The Mexican government and its leadership has made many disparaging remarks about me to the Pope, because they want to continue to rip off the United States, both on trade and at the border, and they understand I am totally wise to them. The Pope only heard one side of the story - he didn’t see the crime, the drug trafficking and the negative economic impact the current policies have on the United States. He doesn’t see how Mexican leadership is outsmarting President Obama and our leadership in every aspect of negotiation.' 'For a religious leader to question a person’s faith is disgraceful. I am proud to be a Christian and as President I will not allow Christianity to be consistently attacked and weakened, unlike what is happening now, with our current President. No leader, especially a religious leader, should have the right to question another man’s religion or faith. They are using the Pope as a pawn and they should be ashamed of themselves for doing so, especially when so many lives are involved and when illegal immigration is so rampant.''

As word of the Pope's comments about Trump spread on social media, Trump's social media director, Dan Scavino, posted this tweet:

Photo: Check out this amazing illustration of Beyonce and Michael Jackson

Queen Bey's Super bowl outfit was inspired by the one worn by Michael Jackson during his 1993 Super Bowl performance. Photo credit: Deviant Art

Hilarious!!! See What Someone Posted On Facebook…Lol

This life sha….Am sure they got what they deserved….

This Is What Happens Before And After Valentine – Do You Agree?

Is this True?
The Photo below shows what happened on Feb 14 and then after the Whole enjoyment and Flexing of the Lovers day, The result might be brutal if the parties involve are not playing safe.
The Outcome is Called “Val Product”

We’re Not Cultists, We Just Couldn’t Bribe Police!

Seven suspected cultists, said to be terrorizing Ijora Badia and its environs in Lagos, have been arrested during their apparent initiation by the Lagos state police.

Nora Benson, 18, Monday Dennis, 21, James Francis, 31 and Jeremiah Okereke, 21, along with three other unnamed people, have denied being cultists.
The police said they carried out the arrests on the order of Lagos State Commissioner of Police Fatia Owoseni to rid the state of cultists and cult-related activities which have claimed the lives of several innocent people recently.
One of the suspects, 18-year-old mother of one Nora Benson, said she was attending a friend’s party when she was arrested.

“We even go for parties in Church”

“I live in Lekki but I used to work in Ikoyi before I fell sick and went for an operation. It was not up to three weeks I came back.   I have a two-year-old son but I am not yet married,” she said.
“My friend, Blessing, invited me to a party. Everyone goes to parties, even in a church we go for parties. I don’t know where she is now.   She left with her boyfriend three hours before I was arrested at the venue of the party. I don’t know the address of the place because I have not been there before.”
Talking about her tattoo, Nora, who is from Cross River state, said she got the tattoo when she went to play football in Egypt.
“I drew it on my hand when my colleagues were drawing tattoo. I played with Ultimate Queens. I left my son inside the house at about 6pm when I was going out.  I thought I would spend about an hour.”
“So, I thought I was going to spend less than an hour at the place. I was troubled when I didn’t see who invited me. I decided to find my way out of the party venue so that I can go back home before the vigilante got me.”

“I don’t know why the others were dress like me!”

Nora, who was wearing red and white at the time of her arrest, said she did not adhere to the party’s dress code.
“I just decided to dress like this and I don’t know why these other people are dressed like me. I have told the police that I don’t have anybody around because I just packed into the compound about three weeks ago.”
“I rented the apartment immediately after I came from my village to seek greener pastures. I left my home town because the father of my child could not take care of me and my baby.  He kept fighting me, using a cutlass to attack me. Instead of dying with my child, I had to leave.”

“I am not a cultist!”

Monday Dennis also denied being a member of a gang, adding that the police refused to release himself and the other suspects as they could not bribe them.
“My friend popularly called Million, invited me to a party at Ijora Badia. We were drinking at about 10pm, when members of a vigilante group arrested us and took us to the station.
“Some of us who had money have been released on bail while they transferred those that could not pay to SARS. It is one Yetunde that informed the police that I am the gang leader. I am not a cultist,” he said.
The policeman that interrogated me accused me of being stubborn, disrespectful and not giving him money. I am 29 years old and a cleaner in Ikoyi.”

Lagos Hemp Dealers Land In Police Net After Gov Ambode’s Tip-off (PHOTO)

The Lagos state police command has carried out a successful operation and arrested four suspected dealers with 18 sacks of Indian hemp.

Suspected hemp dealers. Photo credit: The Punch.

The Punch reports that the policemen attached to the Rapid Response Squad (RRS) apprehended QuadriJimoh (23), Tajudeen Busari (33), Ukowa Udomma (34) and Yakubu Mudashiru (30).
Briefing journalists, Olatunji Disu, the RRS commander, revealed that the suspects were arrested after the police got a tip-off from Governor Akinwunmi Ambode.
“The police acted after we received a tip-off from Governor Akinwunmi Ambode. We arrested a gang of narcotic specialists with 18 sacks of Indian hemp.
“The information we heard was that the dealers had also been terrorising the Oyingbo-Otto area before their arrest.
“With information from members of public, the work of the police will be made easier. We cannot do it all alone; we rely on hints from the people,” he said.
The RRS commander added that the suspects would be transferred to the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA). He called on people of the state to emulate the governor by providing the police with timely and effective information.
Meanwhile, two of the suspects, Jimoh and Busari, said that they were victims of circumstances, insisting they knew nothing about the hemp.
“My wife, who is six-months pregnant, called me to buy some prescribed medications for her. On my way to the pharmacy, I saw people running helter-skelter and I also ran with them. But I was arrested by the police,” Jimoh said.
“I was passing by when I saw people running for their lives. I also ran before the policemen intercepted me,” Busari added.
During the interrogation, two other suspects, Udomma and Mudashiru, said they were not dealers, adding that they only smoke hemp. They identified one Olumide as the dealer.
A week ago, operatives of NDLEA arrested six suspected drug traffickers at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos, with substances that tested positive for drugs.

Top Boxers To Fight Over N1.5m

All is set for the GOtv Boxing Night 5 as the organisers of the event have promised that the best boxer of the night will smile home with a whooping #1.5million naira.
The 5th edition which would be held at the Indoor Sports Hall of the National Stadium, Surulere-Lagos on December 26, 2015 promises to be full of pure boxing, razzmatazz and excitement.

The managing director of FlyKite Productions, flanked by the national and West African Boxing Union Featherweight champion, Waidi “Skoro” Usman and the Secretary of NBB of C, Mr. Remi Aboderin

Speaking at the press conference ahead of the event, the managing director of Flykite Productions, Jenkins Alumona, posited that 5th edition will be broadcasted live on television in over 47 countries around Africa.
He said: “This is an opportunity for the boxers to showcase their talent. Let me disclose to you, the 5th edition will be televised live in more than 47 countries. So, you can imagine the estimated view.”
The height of the interaction which sent the boxing community present at the interaction into wild jubilation was when it was revealed that the best boxer of the night will smile home with #1.5million, which is the Mojisola Ogunsanya Memorial Trophy for best boxer at the event.
Meanwhile the Secretary of NBB of C, Mr. Remi Aboderin used the opportunity to heap praises to Multichoice and the organisers. According to him, boxing has returned as a sporting event to recon with.
“You have to give it to them,” he started. “Dishing out #1.5million naira for a boxer just for a night is massive. We are impressed and will continue to support them,” he promised.
Four big fights have been lined-up for the event which includes a continental title fight, two national title fights and a national challenge contest.
Four big fights have been lined-up for the event which includes a continental title fight, two national title fights and a national challenge contest.

Photo Credit : Naij.com

Police Arrest 61-Yr-Old Prostitute, 4 Others

Theresa Odega, a 61-year-old commercial sex worker, has been arrested alongside four others over acts of prostitution in Ikoyi area of Lagos state.
The five suspects, Vanguard reports, were arraigned before an Igbosere magistrate’s court on Wednesday, November 25, over alleged prostitution.

Sandra Akomake, 58, Roseline Jebba, 43, Chika Okoro, 40, and Helen Ugwu, 33, and the remaining four face a one-count charge on prostitution after their arrest by the police.

Sergeant Nicholas Akeene, who is the prosecuting officer, told the court that the defendants committed the offence on November 24, and were arraigned a day afterwards.
According to Akeene, the sex workers unlawfully engaged in the illegal act at about 11pm on Thompson Avenue in Ikoyi.

Only Odega, the 61-year-old, pleaded ‘not guilty’ of all the accused, as the remaining four agreed that they were guilty of the charges leveled against them.
SA Owhoraye, counsel to Odega, therefore urged the court to grant her bail in the most liberal terms since she pleaded not guilty to the charge.
About one month ago, some secret plans of Jessica Elvis, the late president of the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (NANP), were made public.